That English Chap
ill-advised thing to yell when you orgasm:

"Thar she blows!"
"One serving of gentleman’s relish, coming right up!"
"Mom!"
"PEW PEW PEW"
"Who are you again?"
"At last, the ritual is complete!"
"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
"3 … 2 … 1… BLAST OFF!"
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
"Pardon me, I’m ejaculating"
"HUZZAH!"
"Shoryuken!"
"Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Call me Papa Smurf!"
"BOOM HEADSHOT"
"FINISH HIM… FATALITY!"
"My ex used to do that too!"

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

moistowlettes:

-Men in Black (1997)

ruinedchildhood:

the economy hit the power rangers hard

ruinedchildhood:

the economy hit the power rangers hard

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun

spookedya:

Erik Rönnblom